If you put on deodorant in the morning, and it's that semi-gel stuff that you twist up from the bottom, and it's really soft so it oozes onto your hand . . .

and you don't notice it, and you finish putting on deodorant and reach into the Corn Chex box for a handful of cereal, and you stuff the whole handful into your mouth at once, and the globs of deodorant get in there too, you will wish that it hadn't happened.

      ~ Kate Wilson, 1998