Tapirs Helping in the Office Tapirs in the woodpile tapirs in the rocks tapirs telling katii to wear nothing but her socks Tapirs eating chocolate pie and tapirs eating mud tapirs got a messy face of course, of course they could Tapirs helping sherylii sorting through the papers tossing out all kinds of stuff that doesn't interest tapirs Tossing out some bookkeeping and chewing up the files from lots and lots of junky stuff that doesn't cause them smiles 'Cause tapirs want to play and play and eat salami pieces and maybe if there's not enough they'll finish up with Reese's Which smudges all across their snout and mixes in with pie until their face is covered up, all except their eye ~ by an anonymous artist and poet    of the Early Renaissance, Tuscany